What is the cheapest mail order bride that you can get?

Katy: What is the cheapest mail order bride that you can get?
It is my friends birthday and a couple of my other friends told him they got him a Russian mail order bride as a joke but we all think that we should save up and get him a real one and i just want to know whats the cheapest they come. We most likely will not do it but im just curious because i cannot find a legit site that actually tells you.

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Answer by Smitty
Forget it.
This will run into the thousands of dollars.

Answer by Perse
You know mail-order-brides are people, right? If you want a gag gift, go with a blow up doll, no hurt feelings there.

If you must follow through with this mail-order-bride idea, maybe just get him an ordering catalogue or a membership or something.

Answer by almarj70
Just go to Russia and kidnap one.