Is this the world FUNNIEST joke??

Daddy Mogul: Is this the world FUNNIEST joke??
1

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

“How long will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?”

“Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..

2

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, “PIG!”
Man yells out his window, “B.I.T.C.H!”
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.

3

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the
daughter-in-law
answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute.”

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“This is my love dress” she replied.

“Needs ironing.” he said.

HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING

Answers and Views:

Answer by seanbuczek23456
needs ironing lol

greaT jokes

Answer by wrepete1951
I like # 3. Guess that’s what you do when you’re “pressed” for ways to make yourself more attractive to your mate, huh?

Answer by Dusty
Funny stuff………….

Answer by ca_jean1
the first one is kinda funny

Answer by Shonda
#3 rocks…… that was too funny

Answer by Jay9ball
Very funny stuff. Here’s one in return: Guy walking down the street sees this big fat woman walking toward him with a duck on her shoulder.
He says, “Where did you get that pig?”
The woman says, “This ain’t a pig, it’s a duck!”
The guy says, “I was talking to the duck!” boom-boom

Answer by Jodi C
HAHAHAHA!!!!

Answer by Ariel
They are all funny.

Thanks for the laugh.

Answer by Kay <3
Those are SOOO Funny!

Answer by iraq51
Thanks for the laughs.

Answer by smudge2_k4
Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..

ROTFLMAO………

Answer by 101106
#2 and 3 are so funny.