Yea or Nay…? Breasts….?

Cracker Jax: Yea or Nay…? Breasts….?
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

“How long will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?”

“Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..

Pls star if worthy…thx.

Answers and Views:

Answer by cats
Funny! 10!

Answer by Lil’ Ladybug♥
hahahaha lmfao * for you!!

Answer by joao_mansur21
Haha
Funny

Answer by Doesn’t_matter
huh?

Answer by neiliean730
funny!

Answer by yeah, I’m Jake.
yay. that was funny

Answer by Joy Full
Very funny!! Here’s your star

Answer by ski ice123
THAT WAS SO FUNNY

Answer by Harmony Alexis
that
is
freaking
HILARIOUS!!!!!

i like how you ended it with like a news cast about how he lived!!! thats really funny

Answer by Tabatha J
haha, the best part is at the end where he lives, and may even walk again… hahahahaha

Answer by Espresso Express
I love that so much.

Answer by Cindy B
Very good, LOL and rolling on the ground. 🙂

Answer by Andrea H
I’ve heard this one before.

Answer by ☺ smile!
andrea h u havent heard this one befor cuz she made it up duh

Answer by bluegirl87
Wow, so funny! I give you 5 stars for that one!

Answer by D-Pain
ehh

Answer by stupid
yay lmfao nice one

Answer by justjordi861
that was great. keep em commin!

—— jOrDi

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