My husband and I have a really loud bed and we think the neighbors at our duplex are going to start complaing?

shannondewer: My husband and I have a really loud bed and we think the neighbors at our duplex are going to start complaing?
Lets just say we get really wild and I need a way to control how loud the bed is. Our bed is only a couple years old. My husband said maybe we need a new bed but my parents have had the same bed for 20 years and theirs doesnt make any noise. Please Help!!

Answers and Views:

Answer by Chester the Molester
You can try oiling the joints of the bed to reduce friction.

Answer by Mike
Who cares what they think? If it matters to you, get on the floor or another piece of furniture. Don’t stop doing what you’re doing, to heck with the rest of the world!

Answer by Bambam
your parents probably don’t have sex anymore…but anyways, I think you should grease/oil the part making the noise

Answer by Doctor Deth
maybe your parents aren’t wild in bed – is everything on the bed greased/lubricated – try attaching something soft like a piece or felt between two pieces of metal or wood

Answer by Quasimodo
Axle grease.

Answer by Valerie X Account #15- Awesome!
WD-40……just be sure to use it on the bed, not each other!

; )

Answer by Lovely
Well maybe you are a little more wild then your parents were and that’s the reason why your bed won’t last as long as theirs.
Also, why don’t you try and trighten all the pieces and maybe that can help lowering the noice level.

Answer by astros_girl5542
grease the bed…turn up the TV and keep on trucking!! trust me your neighbors have sex too it might even put them in the mood.

Answer by Robert A
Do it on the floor. You can use an AeroBed.

Answer by Dr. Ernest J Folk
maybe you will make your neighbors excited by the sounds of love making. they might enjoy it.