Will there be coitus in the afterlife?

seamus: Will there be coitus in the afterlife?
Do you believe there will be coitus in the afterlife?

Answers and Views:

Answer by timefan
With your soulmates! No cheating allowed!

Answer by Who aren’t you?
Most believers say that your body is no more and your sex doesn’t matter anymore. (Which makes me wonder why they care about gay marriage, if marriage is about love between souls)

So by that– no.

Heaven, without the funnest thing ever… such a shame.

Answer by Allen
Mark 12:25 For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.

Answer by the one saves
Sex? No. Being in heaven is gonna be way better.

Answer by Myoojog
I hope so.

Answer by Blue
No afterlife necessarily means no ____ in the afterlife. Fill in the blank with whatever you like.

Answer by sean b
If there is an afterlife I dont believe we will have physical bodies so no

Answer by 6666
Only for muslim suicide bombers….I guess?

Answer by john wondering
They go together!

Answer by connie
No. We will love everyone in Heaven, but not sexual love. It will be far better…but we as humans cannot understand everything…I am looking forward to the BETTER, perfect life in Heaven. We are limited here.

Answer by never trust a mohammad sloth
only the finest coitus with God Himself!

Answer by Ann
Mark 12:25 For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.

Sex was created by God to be enjoyed by a husband and wife. The most intimate act, not to be shared outside of marriage. It is also for reproduction which will not be needed in heaven.

Answer by как хочешь
Can it be with sexy Jesus? https://lh6.ggpht.com/_kmVGrSP_9gU/SsDVuv6vh-I/AAAAAAAABq8/H6RHH07aTTU/Yeshua%20Ha-Nozri_thumb%5B3%5D.jpg I would.

Answer by TasselLady
According to Christianity, which I belong, there will be no need for sex. We won’t be pro-creating anymore like we did in our old bodies. Our new bodies will have no need for it. We won’t feel pain, suffering, no tears, grief, none of the bad things we had to experience here.

Answer by mah
No, nor will there be marriage———–Luke 20: 34 Jesus said to them: ” The children of this system of things marry and are given in marriage, 35 but those who have been counted worthy of gaining that system of things and the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage.

Answer by Cal
The afterlife is most accurately described in the parody song, “The Ultimate Showdown of Homosexuality”. It is exactly like that.