Where can i get my 3 year old son a Tattoo?

Monkfish: Where can i get my 3 year old son a Tattoo?
I want to my son to have a full size back tattoo of vin diesel cos i reckon he’s the best actor ever but non of the tattooers round here will do it cos they say he’s too young and stuff.

Does anyone know someone near liverpool who’ll get it done? I’ve got plenty of money.
I bet half of you haven’t even seen The Fast And The Furious.
Ok. So it’s a bad idea.

What about Arnold Schwarzenegger? People will know who he is forever. Mind you, he’s a politician. Ok, forget that.

How about Steven Segal?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Dr Dee
In a mental institution.

Answer by mu_ba
did u just say reckon?I’m sorry but that really distracted me from the other nonsense in your question

Answer by wofford1257
you need a dr

Answer by eejonesaux
All right ,, cool … good luck getting him to sit still for that…

good luck

Answer by Tiffany B
Is this question for real, what do you think that your son is a piece of canvas, bloody hell mate!!

Just because you think that vin diesel is the best actor why should your son suffer for your mental disorder, for &^%$ man…

why don’t you get one yourself instead of putting a 3 year old through pain, If only I had the power to take children away from parents that have no brains what so ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Answer by pooasspurplemonkeydishwasher
jackass

Answer by jusbizness403
I’m not passing judgement against you but why on earth would you want to give your 3 year old son a tattoo. That will be with him for the rest of his life. What if he does not want a tattoo when he get older and that just scratches the surface. Think of the pain the child will have to endure. Would you really make your son suffer that type of pain for a tattoo? If you think Vin Diesel is the best actor you get the tattoo.

Answer by Lee B
Dipshit

Answer by soobee
I’m pretty sure child services, or whatever it is called in your country, will remove the child from your custody if you try to tattoo him or her. This should be a personal choice, you should not alter your child’s appearance. I know this must be a joke. I mean, Vinn Diesel? I heard he was considering changing his name back to his original and that he regrets the influence he’s had on some folk and that he is having some of his tats removed? fifty years from now, your son will be aging, and none too gracefully, with a tattoo of someone no one remembers!Jay sus!

Answer by stephen d
I think your money would better be spent on therapy

Answer by burning brightly
In Australia you can be charged with crulity to a three year old I hope some one puts you in in England and you get your just deserts say something like a Vin Diesel truck squashing your head

Answer by crazynewfie02
any one smart wont do it . if they did they would probley get fired once there boss found out unless they are there own boss but i doubt they would do it the only people that would are ones that are not trained to do it and they cant be trusted to do that .So just forget about it and wait until he gets a lot older.

Answer by Jojo
you’ve gone bonkers.. wake up, mate!!

Answer by lovin’ life
Good luck finding someone who will tattoo him for you. Not a good idea at all. Maybe you should try tattooing YOUR body instead of your sons. I mean, you are the one who’s obsessed with Vin Deisel afterall. Don’t be crazy and ruin his life like that, please.

Answer by sweetemtation_123
WHAT,,, this is a joke right? go get help. Poor child. i hope you know no one will do it, it’s cruel and you don’t deserve to have that poor boy. Where is the mother?

Answer by Mark
The guy is kidding! Noone sane enough to use a computer would ever dream of doin that to a kid!

Answer by silket23
no matter how much money you have…never do that to a kid!! what you need is a real good doctor that helps you with your issues!! spend your money there…jackass

Answer by sania
ur pathetic serusly his onli 3 yrs old juz coz u lyk vin diesal so much nt means he does wat abt wen he grows he would even kno whus vin diesal instead spend da moneyon u coz u seresly nid it 4 therapy!!!

Answer by Blackgold347
Please don’t!!!!

Answer by Xani
loved the fast and the furous

but by the time your son is a teen vin diesel, will be older, and newer stars will be your son fav.

Let your son pick a tattoo when he gets in his teens

Answer by kiki
cuz you love vin your son will to. come on now. hes 3, no ones goin to do it. no matter where you go. thats like child abuse. dont do it. your a lunatic. and hes not the best actor ever…hes hot and good in action. and no one cares about how much money you have, im sure they wouldnt risk jail for you to do something horrible like that to your son. man you really are sick… check yourself into a hospital..a mental hospital. or how about you go and get a full back vin diesel. and besided if you do that to him now its gonna look like sh*t later cuz when he grows the skin will stretch and bye bye vinnie… and by the way… i have seen the movie

Answer by bobbie
Why do you want to subject your 3 year old to something that will be with him the rest of his life. He should make that decision himself and he’s not old enough to realize the harm it will do to his life. He’s too young to know what it will do to his body.

Answer by the_girl_has_got_tattoos
I bet everyone in the entire WORLD has seen The Fast And The Furious, and I’m also willing to bet that it’s one of the stupidest movies ever made.

Anyway, there isn’t anyone on this PLANET who is going to tattoo your 3 year old son.

If this question isn’t a joke, then you are seriously so RETARDED, I can’t even take it.

Go play in traffic.

Answer by Anti-you
HAHAHAHAHA. I would go with Steven Segal personally 😛

Answer by saphire_enchantment
I can only hope that not only will you be unable to find a person willing to tattoo your son for you, but that also that your son (and other children if you have them) be taken from you and placed in a safer enviroment.

Answer by Marine’s Wife
In a vending machine….

3 year olds are pretty small. One of those rub on ones might take up his whole back.

Good luck finding a Vin Diesel one, though.

😉

Answer by stacey r
are u for real, maybe you should just go get help with all ur money that u have

Answer by DENISE
no one will do it
he really is to young and the law says you can go to jail for having done to him.
so best you think about that before you do it.

Answer by Alejandra O
you now why dont you get it cuz that’s just wrong trying to get you 3 year old son to do that you’dd better think more than twice!!

Answer by Dulce O
are you stupid or what the money that you are going to spend on hte tatto use it to get therapy. if i knew who you were i would go over there and kick your a**** cause you are fu**** nuts and you are really a bad parent. you stupid as*****

Answer by *wifey*
I have alot of money to..maybe i can take you to get a tattoo on ur forhead that says ..im a Jack ass.

Answer by JOANNE M
PRISON LOSER!

Answer by Brooke
I love you. =D

Answer by gurly gurl
why do it i think it is stupid

Answer by hollywood starlet!!!!
are you flippin retarded? youre putting your son in danger of the “retarded tatoo idea disease”

Answer by rockmylife
i’m only 16 with no kids but i’m pretty sure i would never ever dream of doing such a thing to my kid…wat r u? a sadist dad? y dun u go thru d pain of a stupid full-size vin diesel tattoo on ur back instead of doing it to ur kid..i’m totally lost for words..u sound like sum overloaded guy who thinks other ppl, including his poor kids, should like wat u like..’i’ve got plenty of money’..hell yeah, plenty of money with only a piece of shit for a brain. get a life. or rather, rot in hell..