What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

SUXZ: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa’s Fat
Tiger’s a golf player
Santa’s a winter
Tiger’s a summer
Santa has real reindeer’s.
Tiger has a golf course
Santa starts with a S
Tiger with a T
Tiger can’t eat all the cookies
Santa’s a giver.
Tiger gets coal
Santa gets Milk and Cookies
What else is there?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Naruto777
Tiger Woods is still alive.

Answer by ALL THE SIGLE LADIES SUSPENDED
santa clause has 3 hos
tiger has 12

Answer by Hannah
Kind of weird but ok… uh Santa goes to good girls houses too. Tiger goes to bad girls houses only. hehe.

Answer by Wishing on a Star :)x
Santa stops at 3 hoes

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Answer by Canon 69
Santa COMES once a year???????

Answer by The Fame Monster
Tiger Woods has out with more “ho’s” then Santa!
Haha.
Pats my back!

Answer by cavemangirl
Well Santa stopped at three ho’s.

Answer by GRUMPY
Santa only has three HO’s

Answer by Amber
because santa doesn’t play golf.
and
santa stops at 3 hos.