What religion is correct about work, Christianity or Garyism?

Giant Taco that craps Ice-cream: What religion is correct about work, Christianity or Garyism?
We know what the Christian Church tells us. Gary the Golden Garden Gnome teaches us that ambition and over-achieving, as well as blind obedience to your boss are all wrong, and that you may not stress yourself during work. It’s not as if it matters that you are working hard, there’s work tomorrow as well.

Which religion is correct ?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Michael
Wow… Gary the Garden Gnome must be the patron saint of Government workers.

Answer by listless
lay off weed, go back to sniffing glue, you will feel better soon.

Answer by Greg Watson
Christianity because your supposed to be obedient it’s good to be ambitous and as said by Jesus mutiple times what you do for the least of my breatheren you do for me.