What is a sophisticated, proper way to have homosexual intercourse?

Corey: What is a sophisticated, proper way to have homosexual intercourse?
I am going to attend a meet at a, “Gay Bar.” How would one partake in homosexual intercourse there?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Steve’s Web Hosting
Guy 1: Good evening sir, you are looking rather chipper this evening!
Guy 2: Do you want to come back to my place?

Job done.

Answer by Marbie
u must tell them about eating da poo poo

Answer by Morebettterthanyou
Marcie, you crazy!

um, you’d go into the bathroom and have at it!

Answer by Pal
In private with someone you know and care deeply about. Not some sleeze ball you meet at a meat market.

Answer by Reef
One does not go to a gay bar to participate in sexual conduct on the premises. That’s a bath, not a bar.

Answer by 🙂
Dating eitquette for the refined homosexual gentleman:

Open the door for your date and pull out his chair for him.
Place your napkin on your lap.
Break off a chunk of bread to butter it instead of buttering one huge slice.
Talk about gentlemanly things.
Say thank you to the waiter each time he or she brings you an item.
Pay for the whole bill, and make it obvious you are going to do so to avoid an awkward conversation.
Leave a generous tip. A tip speaks volumes about your character.

after the meal, walk your fellow homosexual chap to his door but don’t ask to come in. the anticipation will leave him wanting more. Call him the next day and thank him for the lovely evening you spent together and ask for a second meeting.

Second date: shag him up the @$ $ >_>