What are 50 modern ways to leave your lover?

Chunky Munky: What are 50 modern ways to leave your lover?
Paul Simon released 50 ways to leave your lover in the 70’s. A lot has changed since then. His list of ways to dump a lover is dated.

How do you abruptly end a relationship?

Feel free to reference historical, cultural and technological changes.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Resident Heretic
I would twitter “your stuff’s on the lawn. I’ve changed the locks. Good-bye.”

Answer by jailbait
You don’t need to discuss much,

Just send her a text Rex

and get yourself free

Answer by JM
Say “I don’t want you anymore. If I have to smell ur stinch one more time I will throw up the entire world.”

Answer by Michael R
Go on a contiki tour and never come back.

or

Start a facebook group entitled “if 1000 people join this group (insert partner’s name here) is dumped.”

Answer by tonydal
send an email, Dale
leave a voice message, Everidge
send an IM, Jim

(…and get yourself free)

Answer by Emmit
Slip her a roofie Goofy

You tube her boob dude

Answer by Heather H
can’t think of 50 but here are some:
-email break up message
-SMS
-MMS
-voicemail
-leave her a message on facebook or my space (but that’s cruel)
-send her a letter via registered post
-fax

Answer by Man Egg L
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