Songs that are contraindicated for coitus?

lubetheduck: Songs that are contraindicated for coitus?
My vote would be “The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot….

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Answer by M1k3too
Harper Valley P.T.A

Answer by lorenz again
crank dat thesaurus

Answer by phatzwave
Hehe I’ll go with The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald covered by John Valby

Answer by Chester A. Arthur
I can’t deal with anything with male vocals. I always feel like there’s another dude in the room serenading me. Quite the wood-killer.