After the completion of coitus, is it true that the gassy person needs to be the big spoon when spooning?

Timinator .: After the completion of coitus, is it true that the gassy person needs to be the big spoon when spooning?
I want to be the small spoon for once, dammit!

Answers and Views:

Answer by ugotthatright
then stop eating so many burritos!

Answer by ♥Sweet Surrender♥
Do you like being farted upon?

Answer by dark bubble
You have some serious coitus issues. No wonder you’re always screaming and crying.

Answer by Spoonie Luv
No, the gas is the finest part of post-coital bliss!

Answer by Dead Parrot Society
Hmmm… “Coitus,” “gassy…” I wonder who that could be….. TIM!

I love being the big spoon, just give me fair warning.

Answer by Client_u
Nuts to buts … the position that keeps marriages healthy!