My girlfriend has blue waffles and wants me to eh, “make love” constantly but just looking grosses me out?

C’thulhu R’lyeh: My girlfriend has blue waffles and wants me to eh, “make love” constantly but just looking grosses me out?
So, you guys know that vaginal disease blue waffles? Well yeah my girlfriend has it and is a bit horny often and I’m just never in the mood after I see that blue and green wrinkled thing. I get scared, slap her, and then go out golfing. Thinking of dumping her. What should I do?

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Answer by Belle
Uh….ew.
Secondly, does she KNOW she has it? Because if she does, she should get some serious medical attention. How do you even do it? You have serious guts man…
I heard it smells absolutely terrible. If she’s putting you through that kind of torture, you should maybe think about dumping her DEPENDING on how much you like and/or love her. If you really care about her, bring her to the doctor.