Is it true Obama is building large underwater crafts for 2012, the continuation of humanity?

Harold: Is it true Obama is building large underwater crafts for 2012, the continuation of humanity?
I’ve heard from reliable sources that the government under Obama is building under submarine type crafts, which will take a few thousand Americans underwater until the Solar flares that will kill everybody on the surface stop.

What gives Obama the right to decide who lives and who dies? Why aren’t demanding more of these crafts, enough to save every American?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Justin
nah man the truth is he sending rovers to Mars that are building a mini city, where he will move in with his family along with congress and their families and they will reproduce the human race there

Answer by Dae Lother
Smurfs.

Answer by The Equalist
Sadly, right-wing radio hosts do say similar things about Obama so your spoof isn’t really that far off from right-wing punditry. Some Conservatives claimed Obama had a secret tunnel dug for him in Mumbai while he was visiting.

Answer by Dr. Phil of sh!t
Ahhhh if living means joining the OWE-Bama clan I think i will just stay here with my sunblock and take my chances.

Answer by Infernal Disaster
I don’t know who your *reliable sources* are and nor do I care, but they are full of BS.

Seriously, for anyone falll for all this 2012 nonsense is pathetic.

Answer by Jack
Never heard of solar flares hitting the world.

But i am absolutely 100% confident our currency is going to have some major problems when the bond bubble collapses in 2011.

Obama might need to find one of those “crafts” to hide in before it happens. Maybe he just said it was for solar flares.

Answer by Ryan
yes… put your aluminum foil hat back on…

Answer by Johnsy88
Very true!

He has brought in consultants from Apple Corp including Paul McCartney, the Late John lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Star to build a prototype submersible code named ” The Yellow Submarine” ….

Answer by Wizard09
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Answer by savage
I don’t understand how humans can think they can predict the fall of humanity, if they can’t even accurately predict the weather. Come on, we don’t even know what is going to happen tomorrow, much less what is going to happen in the next couple of years. If we start believing in this Mayan bullshit, we might as well start believing in leprechauns and unicorns

Answer by Armchair Goddess #1
“Reliable sources”?…lol. Relax, little neocon, this is NOT even close to being true!

Let’s just put on our thinking caps, shall we? Congress has to appropriate any money to be spent, including for national defense, and there are 435 seats in the House and another 100 in the Senate, some of which are right-wing anti-Obama Republicans. Defense Secretary Robert Gates, under whose direction any submarines must operate, is a Republican appointee kept on by President Obama—and he was a Republican prior to his appointment by GW Bush. Do you honestly truly think for even one second that the “party of no”—the anti-Obama religious fanatics that control every single move made by the GOP would actually allow such activity without tattletale leakage to every media outlet willing to give airtime?

Take a chill pill, grasshopper. And turn off Faux “news” and all of its bile-spewing affiliates.

Answer by Uey
I believe that movie was based on what the world would look like by the end of obama’s reign.

Answer by Vince
December 21, 2012, is the day forecast by the Mayans in which the world will end. This ending will more than likely be caused by solar flares from the Sun. To protect yourself from these, all you have to do is go underground or build a fallout shelter. No need to go underwater. Just go underground.

Answer by The Online Dude
Usually “reliable sources” will not tell you something like that, and I agree What gives Obama the right to decide who lives and who dies?, no one, but everyone should decide for himself, so let it burn, who cares ?
You will survive I assure you “if that’s what you want to hear :)”

Answer by Blair
Its not underwater crafts, its some sort of secure building in the middle of no where, I watched the documentary on this, I believe it was on the history channel…they are putting every type of seed for every type of plant in there in order to continue once 2012 “happens”. Its water proof, fire proof, virtually everything proof…only problem is the place where they placed it is likely to be under water if the oceans were to rise or anything..go to history.com or travelchannel.com see if you can find anything about it there

Answer by anna
oh yea, oh shore, oh yea