I caught my son “making love” to a banana, what kind of disciplinary actions shall I undertake?

gen: I caught my son “making love” to a banana, what kind of disciplinary actions shall I undertake?
I am afraid he may have some sort of a banana fetish.
@ Garnett, I have found multiple folders hidden on his computers containing banana images, mainly intact bananas inserted into the skin of an open banana, can such pornography not have devastating effects on my his sexuality in the future?
@mp2civilian, I am actually the father, I myself feel that I would be quite uncomfortable talking to my son about this matter, I was considering asking my daughter to speak to him on my behalf.

Answers and Views:

Answer by TSM
Give him a pineapple. Bet he won’t ever touch a piece of fruit again.

Answer by $$$
LMFAO WTF!!!! OHHHH MY GOD LOL!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT SEE IT BUT I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW LOL!! omg lol omg lol !!!!!!! thank you for making my day seriously

Answer by Garnet Glitter
None….unless he was inserting the banana then there is an issue as far as injury/infection but do not punish him..you will cause deep emotional problems if you do.

Answer by bamaone
so what was he doing with the banana? was he juking it or inserting it? i can’t imagine what he could do with it besides insertion.talk to him or leave him be.

Answer by Anya D
i would think that getting “caught making love to a banana” is much more humiliating than any discipline you could come up with.

Answer by Myla
i don’t think anyone should ever be punished for masturbating. its perfectly normal. I had a guy tell me once that he liked to masturbate with the banana skin. he says it works really good…. I dont really know though since I’m not a guy. I would say leave him alone and allow him his privacy.

Answer by David W
It’s always bad for a father to have to hear that his son is a fruit …. LOL. Banana porn, cute.

Answer by mp2civilian
How old is your son? He may just be experimenting. From how you describe, he’s using the skin lto masterbate? It’d be horrible to have mom talk to him about it at all…he’s embarassed enough. Play it off like you saw nothing. Depending on your mothering style….you could get a silicon toy online, and a bottle of lube…just toss it in his room and call it done. At least that way you can have innocent images of bananas again.