How much drugs does Santa Clause smuggle into countries?

Jake: How much drugs does Santa Clause smuggle into countries?
I mean the guy doesn’t get checked by border security and if he does which part of his slay does he stash the drugs?

Do you think Santa should also be on the Most dangerous terrorist wanted list?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Clark Kent
Whatever can fit in his sack, of course!

Answer by U FORGOT IT IN PPL
I once found a hit of meth under my pillow, the real fellon here is the toothfairy

Answer by Elise
None thats a jerk question

Answer by WHISKEY
i new that was cocaine and not snow

Answer by bee
depends on how many have been naughty or nice

Answer by Oakie Doke is doing his laundry
lollollol!!!!!!!

This question made my night. I agree about the coke.

Answer by G T
You don’t think Santa’s really fat, do you? Santa is a skinny guy who wears a hollow shell to make him look like a fat guy.

Answer by James Paul McCartney
Jake how many times do I have to tell you, yer mum and dad are Santa claus.

Answer by intheshade
i asked my self the same thing and never found a answer but under extensive research in the north pole i observed his elfs cutting it up so with that it probably really poor quality and seeing how he would not wana get ASPCA involved he just plugs it in his own bum with a semi gas powered jigsaw and automated dildo chair that he gave his wife last year that he uses secretly due to fear of divorce with misses clause if he gets caught but if he gets the snaps on the petrol he can prolly smuggle 55 kilos and for the second question no idea i apolagize