How do I convince my rival co-worker to try to walk across the frozen lake behind our office building?

Mr. Lizard: How do I convince my rival co-worker to try to walk across the frozen lake behind our office building?
It has been cold and the lake has a layer of ice on it. I need to convince my co-worker that it would be “safe” for them to walk to the middle and stand on the ice while we shout compliments about them.

I need answers fast because it has been above freezing for a couple of days and the ice is starting to melt.

Thank you.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Evil Captain Fluffy
toss his car keys in the middle of the lake!!

Answer by ~Nikki~ the devil made me do it
slide the box of donuts out there

Answer by Lulu Albondiga balls
gun in the head would work!!

Answer by My Secret Identity
The best way would be to assemble a duplicate cubicle for your coworker out on the ice, so he could carry on business as usual. It would be quite a great visual- the coworker sauntering towards his chair with a steaming cup of coffee, and then- CRACK- he is ice fishing.

However, it would take someone going out onto the ice to assemble said duplicate cubicle. Do you possibly have two coworkers that need to be taken care of? Perhaps a useless intern who is using up all the good oxygen in your office building?

Good luck on your work-related endeavors.

🙂