Southern Comfort: Have you ever had a “fun job interview”?
Would you like some advice for enjoying the next one?
When you see a photo of the interviewers family on the desk, point and start laughing uncontrollably.
Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; “Boy! I bet this entire floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.”
After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with “of course I was totally hammered at the time.”
Over emphasize your ability to use a copier.
Tell them you will have little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from from your other job.
Mention your resume would have been stronger but you didn’t feel like making anything else up.
When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout “You mean Marge and Homer are in some kind of trouble?”
Upon walking into the office for the first time ask the receptionist to hold all your calls.
Constantly fidget with your underwear waistband, then blurt: “the strawberry ones are the stickiest ones, don’t ya think?”
Answers and Views:
Answer by slk29406
That is absolutely adorable, thanks so much and a gold star for you!
Thanks Southern Comfort, I needed that this morning. I have a friend who in interviewing today… I’ve had my fingers crossed all morning for her… thinking I will send this to her!
My funnest interviews were the ones I was giving!
Answer by Melissa Rgeeze that made me laugh outloud…….funny and cute………thanks so much……….Answer by luvspbr2
LOL Funny!
I never enjoyed doing interviews, doing phone interviews are even worse, since you can’t see who you’re talking to. Once I was in the middle of an interview and realized I did not want to work for this person. I could have used some of your suggestions then.—LuvsAnswer by ♥ Gin ♥
That’s funny! I have to copy this and send to our HR gal. She would definitely appreciate the humor….she has heard it all! Lol! ♥Answer by pat.moor50
I will keep that in mind when I switch jobs. ROFL
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