Can I start a religion where as the basic premise is that Atheism is not declared a religion?

QueenofYack: Can I start a religion where as the basic premise is that Atheism is not declared a religion?
We can all get in little groups and discuss ways of how we can keep atheism from being declared a religion.
We can have pie and coffee…

Answers and Views:

Answer by Lucy
Who would join? Certainly not atheists.

Answer by The Great & Powerful Oz
Sorry, if you serve pie and coffee, it’s a religion.

Answer by Cheekote
I already had my coffee, thanks…

Edit – there is always room for pie. cherry pie. mmmmm

Answer by Nikki
If you really want to then go for it.
(What kinda pie)

Answer by gertystorrud
lol. You already HAVE ‘religion’!! (Search your “Atheist Pastors” on the web!!) GEEZ!

Answer by rjy.threeatpinewood
It’s under way and is called the new world order

Answer by GoatBoy
I’m coffeed out this morning. Can I have punch & pie instead?

Answer by Common
Add beer to the list of refreshments and I’m there.

Answer by Patio of Fun
There needs to be alcohol in order to emphasize that it’s not a religion. You don’t have to drink, there just needs to be alcohol.

Answer by K C
Sounds more like a club than a religion.

Answer by bindysdogs
You would have to make a different word up. According to the dictionary any belief is considered a religion. Those who gather for the one fact of talking of one belief is considered as such. These aren’t the exact words of the dictionary…but you get the point

Answer by ⌡Mac⌠
Obligatory answer part: This appears to be paradoxical.
Pie and Coffee! Sounds more fun than the UUs.
Hey can some of theists come too? I’ll behave myself (truth is I really don’t think it’s my job to tell others how to live).

Answer by Cipher
lol. you do realize you just set up a catch 22, right?

Answer by THE MIGHTY RA
They don’t want to see atheists who share an opinion, because we are a danger to them. I think the people on this forum who do say atheism is a religion are the most right wing, in fact some just come here all day to type ‘Atheism is a religion’ thats not just because they are robotic and stupid it is because that they must discredit us by all means, they have had a hammering recently and we are beginning to turn them off the top spot.

Answer by Bobby D
That would be a political action committee. If you were to call yourself a church then you’d be operating illegally and any assets you incorporate would be subject to dissolution (Liquidating your stuff and giving it away to non-profits) at the states discretion if you did not include articles of dissolution in your articles of incorporation. (And doing so would only allow you to chose which non-profits they give your stuff to)

-Founder of the Church of Atheism in Eau Claire WI

Answer by TEH TYME KITTEH =^..^=
Thats like starting a stamp club but stamps arent welcome

Answer by Ray G
A religion based around the concept of absolutely nothing? Not the belief in something, but the fervent belief in the absence of a thing. That may get you points for originality, but no one would join. A total information vacuum just doesn’t offer enough motivation.

Answer by David H
I’ll come for pie and coffee, but I wouldn’t join. Technically, it doesn’t make sense…. why would anyone declare atheism a religion?

Answer by deewana
there already is one. it’s called atheism.

Answer by science chick
That made me giggle.

There are atheist religions. Atheism is not a religion. People an call it that. Xenu can come and become emperor of the world, tear up our dictionaries, and put out a new one that says atheism is a religion. That doesn’t make it true.

Answer by Llama Head
Sounds fun, even though I’m not an Atheist.
I’d join that religion, if it has pie and coffee.
Especially if it was lemon pie. I love lemon pie.

No cake though. The cake is a lie.

Answer by link955
Sure. And as soon as people start meeting, someone will want to be in charge, and start making rules about how people should behave, and then it WILL be a religion. Who needs that? Life is too short.

Answer by gar e
sure i’d join… except i’m not sure if i am atheist or what i am

Answer by dizznee daughter of the devil
you cant do that
because we have freedom of religion
thats if the atheist get together and do the same but for ur religion
ppl do and believe in whatever they want
ppl like you need to let other ppl live
if they dont believe in god thats their problem not yours
as long as they dont try to shove their religion on others its ok
and a lot of religious ppl do that and thats not cool

Answer by The Dude
A religion is an organized approach to human spirituality which usually encompasses a set of narratives, symbols, beliefs and practices, often with a supernatural or transcendent quality, that give meaning to the practitioner’s experiences of life through reference to a higher power or truth.

However, I think you are missing the point of spirituality entirely here. If you are truly practicing the principals of spirituality in all your affairs then you are in direct violation of what it represents. Hence, spirituality requires open mindedness, humility, tolerance, penitence, patients, acceptance, selflessness etc… It is not about individuality to your beliefs. It is not about using your higher power to persecute, condemn or judge others based on their difference of belief but rather to accept them for what they are and to tolerate them no matter what their differences may be. That is a true example of selflessness and acceptance.

Answer by Instant Star Just Add Coffee-NSF
Coffee you say?

Hmm…

Sounds like a plan to me.