: what does it mean to “make love” to a woman?
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Answer by Margy Jones
To have passionate sex, wherever you may be, then not regret it afterwards.
To have sex with her in a romantic way.Answer by Pat
To have sex!!Answer by Pearl
Its what (some) women like to call the thing that you call sex.Answer by LilWhiskeyGirl
To have passionate, long sex, that makes you fall even deeper in love with her.Answer by Ready”5″
The same as it mean to bang’mAnswer by Tino
how to “make love” with a woman:
ingredients needed:
1 part lube
2 part nekkidness
2 parts hairpulling, screaming and a$ $ slapping
1 part in her vagina while mumbling incoherent attempts at affectionate whispers
well, big feller, that’s when you pre-lube her crankshaft with a mix of graphite and motor oil so she won’t freeze up when the RPMs are over 8,000.
then, DrillBit, you prime her pump by using your thumb to flick that little red gas bulb thingy in and out ’bout a hunnert times.
then, you wind the start rope real careful-like around her intake valve, and ya give her a good yank!
she might sputter, but fiddle with her two carbs up there near the manifold and that will kick her right over.
then, you coat your cylinders with as much 90 weight as you can stand and you start slipping them in and out of her block as fast as your rocker arm will let you.
if she burns rubber them you’ve done it right and you have “made love” to a woman.
see? that’s REAL different from the way you jump up on a tree stump and poke a donkey which is what we know you are used to.
Answer by Sup PlicatingDon’t ask Tino, he only knows how to leave them begging for more…
And making a woman THAT needy is NOT love.
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