Timinator .: When performing coitus in the canine position, should one stop if your partner is projectile vomiting?
The etiquette books I’ve read don’t address this issue.
Answers and Views:
Answer by LeRoy
before I’m done? now that would be being insensitive to my own needs, so no is my answer.
Just grab a bucket and a cold cloth for her forehead….it’ll show you care…xxxAnswer by sandicheeks 4
NEVER stopAnswer by FF Momma ~MEAN GIRL~
LMAO!!!!!!!Answer by I need less Cowbell!®
I don’t know…I’d think that the muscles seizing up would feel kind of good for the person in back. LOL!Answer by Munk’s Gettin’Nut 4Xmas
Just hold her hair back for her and keep riding her like SeabiscuitAnswer by SEAN J
that is sooo hot.
brb
Answer by *Twinks*Only if you’re done. She ain’t gonna stop puking just because you stopped poking!Answer by Dave K
Which end am I on??? It’s important.Answer by GCG™
I’d like to see the answer to Dave’s question too. Also, is my partner a canine or human? The question didn’t specify.Answer by swallow
how close is the head to the wall? Because projectile can have 30 mph gusts and ricochet off of said wall your way.Answer by Lucky
How close are you to finishing?? 5-10 mintutes..? Hell no carry on any longer then that and yeah have a heartAnswer by spirit
You could have let me finish the burrito before you started slamming me, but just let me hang over the side. I’ll be fine.Answer by The Cat AKA @ss
No, but Only if your dog is not there to lick up the vomit and you have hardwood or tile floors. IT’s easier for your partner to cleanup if you don’t have carpeting.Answer by Crash Fu™
If the vomiting spell is botulism-induced, you may not be able to withdraw and retire quietly.
That’s shiznit’s like a weapons-grade neurotoxin.
Answer by Olga RotweilerJust put a bucket in front of her, you lucky dog.Answer by Dead Parrot Society
I just don’t get it. I ask a question like, “What’s under your bed,” and it gets deleted.
Yes, you have to stop. You wait till she finishes, and then bring her into another room. If you don’t follow these steps, the smell of vomit will make you lose your erection.
(Lucky’s answer made me giggle)
Answer by Valkyrie™Nah–as long as you’re not in danger of getting any on you.Answer by FYRE & REIGN RETURNS
I would! Because, from the female perspective, it’s no fun to have a partner projectile vomiting on us. You males are luckier in this respect. You can just keep going… and even consider it a kindness to try to take her mind off her predicament!
But I would bet Miss Manners would require you to enquire as to your partner’s needs and wishes. Billy Bob at the trailer park says that you don’t actually have to stop but, if you don’t stop, then it’s rude to bring up how big a mess she makes. After all, had you stopped sooner, there would have been less of a mess and, therefore, you’re just as much at fault.
I’m glad you asked. I can bring up the point that women WOULD stop because, generally, it’s easy to find guys willing to do the horizontal mambo with us so long as we don’t look like Oprah, Rosie O’Donnel or Roseanne Barr. Even Kathy Bates gets laid.
Well, it’s easy to find guys to do the nasty if we’re not covered in our ex-boyfriend’s vomit. Another good reason to stop…
So, in short, women should stop but men should ask their women.
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