What’s the worst way to introduce the bride in a maid of honor speech?

Kieran Andrews: What’s the worst way to introduce the bride in a maid of honor speech?
What’s the worst way to introduce the bride in a maid of honor speech?

Answers and Views:

Answer by old school – spuds to you
‘here is the slut now’

but why?

Answer by Get In Line
Why would you want to know the worst way? Why not focus on the BEST way? I sense some trickery afoot here…

Answer by melody
don’t use inside jokes that nobody knows but you two unless you explain them, and don’t reference past romantic relationships or bed buddies

Answer by ♫ Mad Luv ♫ aka ~Pril~
I remember this one time I was getting advice from my dear friend I asked her what should i do about my crabs should I shave off my hair and torch myself or what.
and you know what my friend said. serve them up with butter and here is the bride my dear friend!

or switch it around you know she asked me what to do because she had this crab issue
i told her to stop sleeping around! hope the marriage stops her sleeping around. !
Need any butter?

Answer by misslabeled
Sounds like you’re someone who wants to screw up someone else’s big day and make it all about you. Why were you invited? I think I’d withdraw the invitation.

Answer by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe.
Maid of honour speech? I was not aware that any female made speeches at weddings and that includes the bride. Best man, Groom and father of the bride only.

Answer by Alexis Brien
Thats a good one, wouldn’t it be better to make it a beautiful occasion instead?