Justin B: What’s a really good website that I can get my horoscope from?
I usually use yahoo’s horoscope but lately I’ve grown tired of it. Are there any websites that you might suggest that usually is pretty good at predicting the out come of your day? What works well for you if you read horoscopes.
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Answer by Jody
www.msn.com does a fair job. I like it for Libra and Aquarius.
I find that
w/ Rick Levine’s
daily insights of each sign comes pretty close to exact
or good advice given.
Also,
is another good one to check.
Just some suggestions. GL.Answer by LadyLuck!
susan miller.that’s my girl!Answer by ChainLightning ⅜
There is always The Onion for award winning ‘scopes. Here are some:
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister will walk into a bar this week, order three stiff drinks, and break down crying in one of the most depressing jokes you’ve ever heard.
Taurus Apr 20 – May 20
Friends and family members have often compared you to a china doll, but the resemblance will be uncanny next week when your limbs are broken and your head is pulled loose.
Gemini May 21 – Jun 21
The presence of Mercury in your sign can only mean one thing: The stars have officially run out of euphemisms for discussing your monthly menstruation.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
The stars, in their infinite wisdom, recommend that you check yourself this week, as not doing so might lead you to wreck yourself in the near future.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
Remember: No matter how bad things get, or how hopeless life may seem, you can always go home again and take it out on your family.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
You’ll soon die of embarrassment, though not before the vibrator-wielding chimpanzees manage to crack through your skull.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
A bizarre chain of existential mishaps will result in your third viewing of the hit romantic comedy Sleepless in Seattle this week.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
As someone who has never been very comfortable with the sight of blood, you should avoid next Thursday’s baby shower at all costs.
Answer by NepAstro.com because it takes your whole chart into account, not just your sun sign. It only gives you one Transit interpretation but it will highlight other transits so you can at least look up what they mean. You can also pay to get your daily horoscope on their site.
If you want a full chart analysis they will give you that as well as Location charts too. It really is the best, most advanced, yet comprehensive site out there for Astrology interpretation and horoscopes.
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