What would you do if your pet or your farm animals started talking to you?

Hope25: What would you do if your pet or your farm animals started talking to you?
What would you do if your pet or your farm animals started talking to you?

BQ: What would your pet/ farm anmals say to you right now?

BQ2: What kind of pet/ farm animals do you have?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Thick as a Brick
change the booze

Answer by D
WTF DAWG?!

Answer by Angie
I would get a cat scan immediately xD

Answer by NO PICTURE!
i’d chill with them and find out how they would like to be treated…unless they are complete jerks!!

Answer by Rebekah
I would be shocked.
Bq: Feed me!!!!!!
BQ2: Cat’s (2 cats, 9 kittens)

Answer by KS
Film it and send it to you’ve been framed

Answer by Marina M
have a conversation,of course!

Answer by Dylan
“Finally i have a friend!!!!”

‘i’m hungry’ lol

A great dane.

Answer by Pablo Pineda
i would put down the weed and go make myself a sandwich.
Bq probly call me an asshole hahaha
bqq a mini doverman pincher

Answer by Veronica Alicia
They do talk to me – I’m just too thick to be able to understand most of what they’re saying.
BQ2 – cats

Answer by Darksuns
Question 1: Initially, I would check to make sure I had taken the correct medication this morning. Then, I would have a discussion.
BQ and BQ2: I have two dogs. My neighbor has a rooster, a chicken, and 14 feral, farm cats. My dogs would demand gravy with their food in the morning. The cats wouldn’t talk to me; they’re too snobby to want to talk to a human. And the rooster and chicken would ask me to stop throwing rocks at them at 4 am when the rooster crows.

Answer by Hmm, I have no idea
Make an appointment with mental hospital.
Q: “Hey! You’re not dreaming! I’m real!”
Q2: None. Now you know why I’d go to mental hospital.

Answer by bookworm530
After I clean my drawers ? Start taking notes !! We have 4 dogs, 2 house-cats, 3 barn-cats, 5 horses, 2 milk-cows, 5 beef-cattle, 35+ chickens, 40+ goats, 45+ sheep, 4 llamas, and 4 hogs.

BQ – I’d imagine the beef, sheep, chickens and hogs would start pleading for their own lives… or suggesting “not ME… take HIM !!” Hopefully, the dogs, cats, and horses would say “Love ya Daddy Steve !! Scratch me, ride me, feed mee !!”