What would you do if the pizza guy delivered your pizza in lingerie?

Laura -RMCF: What would you do if the pizza guy delivered your pizza in lingerie?
There is no pizza WOMAN. It is a man. He is in silky pink lingerie.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Cannoli
that sounds like my last dream..

Answer by Light♥My♥Fire
he would get a bigger tip.

Answer by Antonelli
vomit

Answer by bearback
drag him into my house

tie him up

have my way with him

and when I’m done light a cig and have a slice of pizza

Answer by TrikKi nikKi
pay for my pizza and close the door…

what else?

Answer by Oliver
Act like he was in normal clothes

Answer by Bon Bon
As long as its hot, he could wear a diaper, and Ii wouldn’t care♥

Answer by Holy Smokes, Y!A Sucks!
Hmm,
depends on how he looks.
But I’ll be ordering from that place more often.

Answer by Rezarektid Goast Skwerl
he gets an extra dollar in addition to the planned tip…

Answer by angus4
Tuck a dollar in his G-string.

Answer by haylee says WaR eAgLe !
try not to laugh 🙂

Answer by The Devil Bat
Tell him, that’s not going to get you a bigger tip.

Answer by shonoel
I would say “why the hell is my pizza in lingerie?”
Oh, the guy is in lingerie? I’d pay him and say thank you.
As long as the pizza is good I don’t care what he wears.

Answer by boo
I’d laugh my butt off!!! If he lets me take a picture, he would get a great tip 🙂

Answer by ♥Idon’tknowanymore♥
Did he show up at your door too?

Answer by iTHUMBSDOWNyou.
I would say that this adult film has a poor storyline.

Answer by Sofia
i would probably laugh take a pic. and give him 10 more bucks for doing that . then close the dorr and inspect my pizza and eat it .

Answer by ♥ te amo ♥
Lol…. I wouldn’t trust him as much. If the pizza guy is wearing lingerie, then that makes me think “where has the pizza been?” That’s just too much for me. I don’t know what i would do with the pizza, but i’d be reluctant to eat it. Silly maybe, but true.

Answer by Jigsaw
wow…….is it hot in here?

Answer by Hakuna in the sunny West Coast
um.. make fun of him then knock him out steal the pizza and give the box back, park him in the front of the pizza parlor then call a complaint about not getting my pizza, owner checks parking lot see’s the half eaten pizza with crust on the workers belly and fires him.

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