What number of cadbury creme eggs is required to produce a female orgasm?

Lord Charles: What number of cadbury creme eggs is required to produce a female orgasm?
I notice that women frequently state how chocolate is better than sex, often claiming that it is ‘orgasmic’. I wonder if anyone has conducted scientific research into this phenomenon.

If so, what is the optimal number of creme eggs required to deliver a female orgasm?

Are more eggs are required to reach multiple orgasms as opposed to a single orgasm?

Do women ever explode before reaching their climactic point?

Do you take the wrappers off first by way of foreplay?
To the best of my knowledge Ellen, No. Let me guess, you’re not eating a creme egg right now.
Slave – 400lbs of romping, stomping, orgasmic female…….the mind boggles!
MeILF – you hopeless old romantic. I’ve gone all Toblerone just thinking of you in that state of confectionery induced euphoric pleasure

Answers and Views:

Answer by Ellen
Are you dumb?

Answer by SteveC – Hot for Evly2
At least 3

SteveC

Answer by slave2luv_xxx
They just melt in there and make a gooey mess….and yes,remove the wrappers!!!…xxx

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to orgasm by eating chocolate…i’d be 400lbs!

hehe

Answer by Zipperhead
two….. used as ben-wa balls…. and then for my dessert

Answer by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe.
I have it on good authority that it is no less that 4 and no more than 6, in the case of my Lady Agatha it is about 634,568.

Answer by Me ILF
OMG a cadbury creme eggs is the best! I get wet just thinking about it!
You can get the little ones and use them as anal beads if you string them on floss!

On my way to the store to buy some now. If you have a web cam I will let you watch me eat them;)

Answer by Lady Felicity Pamper McFud
Indeed old chap, they are not called “cream eggs” for nothing. Evolutionary impulses mean that the correct amount of chocolate may induce oestrus in the female and her sounds of pleasure are an indicator of willingness to mate. Indeed the male’s chances of copulation are enhanced by his offer of a nest of cream eggs. As you can see, merely the mention of such a treat has MeILF gagging for a milky snack.

Personally, one cannot abide cream eggs but prefers chocolate fabergé. One does not remove one’s luxury undergarments for anything else than top quality chocolaterie. Toodle pip.

Answer by Auntie Pablo
Just one for me, thanks for asking first!

Answer by HOLEY MOLEY SCROLLEY
You just reminded me of a joke a 12yr old kid told a whole audience at a gig I attended, to fill in the late act.
Much to our surprise he said, “How do you tell the difference between a prostitute and a cream egg?” I say! He then went on and said, ” A cream egg only costs 20p to lick out”

After a long pause all the adults that didn’t blush cracked up, Oh how we laughed. *guffaw*