What is the funniest thing your pet has ever done?

derouin: What is the funniest thing your pet has ever done?
I am looking for your funny stories I have too many pets to think up just one event off the top of my head but my puppy who is now a year and a half old has provided many an amusing scean for some reason he thinks he is part bird, rabbit, cat and any number of other animals but dog. So what is your funny pet story or if you don’t have a pet your funniest kid story?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Justin
When I was a kid I won a pet fish at a school fair and a few days later it jumped out if it bowl and died. It’s a mixture of a funny and tragic story but looking back it is easy to laugh at.

Answer by Nat
my dog: we opened the door for her and she came running looking back at us [ it was Christmas Time] and ran into the tree. she also was trying to jump up onto the veranda and missed and fell back. and simply falling over her feet.

Answer by Sauku
i had a dog and it was a pug. he used to masturbate USOng his hands.

Answer by Sharyl
This is about my cat. She’d never spent a day in her life outside, until this past fall when she was gone for two days. She finally managed to slip out unnoticed while I was taking the trash to the curb. I eventually found her, none the worse for wear – but I think she’s learned a few things…

The Top Ten Things Sumo Learned on Her Big Adventure

10. The outside – have you seen this thing? It’s HUGE!
9. Outside cats will not share their stuff at all.
7. Now I understand that shower thing – it’s endurance training for “rain”.
8. Dad’s right; Henry is not a dog, now I’ve met dogs. (we also have a pug)
6. Ducks will not let you even taste them.
5. Bunnies are very, very fast, and don’t stop – even if you just want to talk to them.
4. Dad will wander around for hours in the cold and wet calling for you over and over, even when you
are sitting right there watching him.
3. Did you know that squirrels can fly?! Get real close and then jump out at one, you’ll see.
2. I saw these things called “deer”. I’m not sure what they are, but they might eat cats.
1. There is NO place to poop out here!

Answer by pamphlet
At a full run, a 70 lb Lab mix…and I witnessed this…ran into my in-law’s sliding glass door. A big THUMP, a look of confusion (PRICELESS!!!) a shake of the head, and he was fine…he just got up and walked around, strutting, seeming to say “I meant to do that!!!” HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Answer by jammie
I love how dogs especially are so intuitive. When you have a treat they don’t take their eyes off of it. Sometimes I like to put the treat in hard to reach places so my dog will sorta have to work to get it.

Maybe on top of some hard to reach end table, or inside a cup, or even better, inside some type of compartment with a top. I love watching him try to use his paws to hold the container while he uses his tongue to snatch the treat.

Another fun thing is to give your dog something like honey, or a candy like taffy or jelly beans. This is great cause the dog can stop lickin’ his chops! All he wants to do is get that dang blasted jelly bean residue off his teath. He’ll lick for an hour till he gets it.

Lastly, I hope you have a sense of humor, cause I don’t torment my dog 24/7 really. But this goes along with the intuitive thing I mentioned. I love how dogs have such good sense of hearing. The slightest noise and their ears raise. They are so curious and always have to know what’s going on. My dog will sit near the sliding screen door at night, listening for things outside. When he hears things, he’s so curious as to what it is and wants to check it out.

Along with all this, I like to do a high pitched whistle to get my dogs attention. Dogs are surely mans best friend. They come when you call, and always want to come to the rescue. I put together a few videos of me interacting with my dog. Dogs are always ready to run by your side and help when they think you are in danger.

This started off as a little experiment. Maybe it got a little outta control. It’s all in fun!

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Sorry, the videos wouldn’t embed. Here are the links!

https://www.myspace.com/video?vs=11

No that isn’t my real singing voice, and yes I think he started to get annoyed…

Answer by checky
My cat caught a lightning bug and held it in his “lips”. It was pretty funny to see it light up.

Answer by Dewayne
So my cat saw the neighbour cleaning his car armed with a bucket, a sponge and a towel. Arthur saw him and of course tail up, crossed the street immediately to check on him if he did everything right and maybe help him a little.

First he checked the water in the bucket with his paw, then he shook it stating that water was wet. Then he walked through and around the neigbour’s legs and was surprised that the poor man almost felt over the bucket. I heard him shouting “go away Arthur, you are in my way” but as usual Arthur sometimes has serious hearing problems. So he stayed and sat on the little wall besides the car. He followed each movement of the sponge and towel with his head and nearly ricked his neck.

He tried to start a conversation. But on his “Meouw” question, he got the answer “What do you want ?” Arthur thought the man is crazy he didn’t want anything he just wanted a little chat. So he spoke for himself a little, while he washed himself too. Why should the car be clean and he not ?

Finally the car was finished and sparkled in the sunshine. Arthur was dazzled by the light and jumped on the car, leaving cute little paw prints to embellish it.

And I ran over to pick up Arthur and proposed my help to clean them off.