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What is the funniest question your kids have asked about Santa?

madamesophia1969: What is the funniest question your kids have asked about Santa?
What is the funniest question your kids,grandchildren, nieces, nephews or just kids you know, have asked about Santa Claus?

Answers and Views:

Answer by Ben Dover
They ask me if he poops.

Answer by T Brown
Why is Santa’s lap bumpy

Answer by Joey D
DaD are you Santa

Answer by Lizzy
if he ever used our bathroom, on christmas when he was delevering presetns, cuz it really stank

Answer by Brenna
Well, I’m still a kid, but I’ll tell you the funniest thing I ever asked my parents about santa-
“Mom, is Santa a pimp?”
Yes, i really asked that.

Answer by ShimmyShake~
not really a joke, but when i was younger i heard the song “i saw mommy kissing santa” and i looked at my mum and started crying and asked her where’s daddy

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