What do you think of the top ten “Politically Correct” Christmas carols?

Political Enigma: What do you think of the top ten “Politically Correct” Christmas carols?
1. “I’ll Be Home For A Short Period Of Time In December
2. “I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus With A Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection”
3. “Hark The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings”
4. “Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits)”
5. “Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By An Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator”
6. “Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentleman”
7. “Chestnuts Roasting On A Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non Toxic, Outdoor Fire (For Which I Do Have A Permit)”
8. “Frosty The Snowperson”
9. “Have Yourself A Merry Little Day Of Winter”
10. “O Holiday Tree”

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are not my creation. I got them from an E-Card in Yahoo Mail, I just thought they were ironic and funny. Anyone who has Yahoo Mail can send the card, just look under greetings > Christmas

Answers and Views:

Answer by I’m out to get you
Happy Holidays!

Answer by Jay
Funny, because at this point, I think Christmas itself is a pretty secular holiday. I mean, what’s so supposedly Christian about a shiny tree, presents, or eggnog?

Happy day of no significance to me!

Answer by …………..
not much

Answer by rkbtoo
political correctness is killing this country

Answer by MR. RETARDO XIII
LOL clever. Careful though…the libs are probably busy figuring out how they can cram this into the main stream.

Answer by cbob
I like number 6, lol May I use it? Merry Christmas
How about O Winter Solstice Tree, O Winter Solstice Tree

Answer by MIKE L
Scary Have you heard the “12 beers of Christmas ” Bob and Doug Mackenzie.

Answer by So easy to dispute the liberal mind
Libs love them, that’s for sure. Merry Christmas

Answer by Southern gal
Pretty neat. Add Silent night come January when the Libs can’t speak. Then all will be calm.

Answer by izzy1
I really hope you are being sarcastic here.
I think political correctness is the biggest load of bunk to come down the pike in a long long time.
I also have xmas and believe that there is no god.
That having been said, I would never attempt to ram my own beliefs down anybody else’s throat nor tell them they could not participate in something they believe in or enjoy on the basis that it might insult me.
We have become a society of namby pamby little cry babies. If one does not like something, touch toenails, deal with that fact and do not ruin the moment for others.
When people wish me merry xmas I do not jump all over them, I just say “right back at ya” and walk away. And the fact that we must now have “holiday concerts” “winter holiday” disgusts me.
This country, I am in the USA btw was founded on christian beliefs who celebrated xmas.
I respect their beliefs to do this and as I have said I do not try to convince them otherwise or try to get the holiday banned. As others are doing. Everybody needs to take a prozac the size of a handball and chill out and enjoy some eggnog.

Answer by Glen
I like them. Number 7 is totally over the top!
Have a Happy Special Irish Person Day, and a Ethnic History Month, later on this year. Dont you think that what comes around goes around??

Answer by kathy_is_a_nurse
Don’t forget Porky Pig singing “Blue Christmas”…