What are some ways to keep the mess cleaned up when a woman squirts during intercourse?

abigail_evelyn: What are some ways to keep the mess cleaned up when a woman squirts during intercourse?
I have been a squirter for several years now and I am very tired of the mess it creates every time I have intercourse. I cannot control it and it happens every time I have intercourse. I am constantly changing the sheets and flipping the mattress. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to keep it from being so messy?
I have tried towels before but I just squirt through them or I squirt so far that it doesn’t stay on the towel.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Ellie
Keep a towel underneath you during intercourse and you will only have to remove the towel from the bed afterward.

Answer by steven r
do it in the tub

Answer by Emmah
So you are sick of mind blowing orgasms and would like to have some numb sex for a change? Girl get yourself a man with a small penis that you can hardly tell is even inside you. How about a mattress protector? How about putting a garbage bag over your bed and a towel on top of that.

Answer by Robert B
A towel will work if it is a small amount,,,,a big fluffy towel would be best (and is softer on the skin). Another option is to use the same type of undersheets that are put on baby cribs as a wetness barrier. The best would be to use a plastic or thicker rubber plat pad with a large fluffy beach towel (or 2) over it and under you. I found that an old waterbed liner works well and makes no crackly noises like regular plastic will (such as a painter’s spread). Of course you could always invest in a large jacuzzi tub or a shower stall built for 2-3, but that would get tiring after a while as well.

Answer by .:…:.
on the floor. or just get some sheets that you will use for when you have sex only and just put them on top of the bed and store it in the closet. you can wash it once in a while but not as bad as the sheets on your bed. =]

Answer by kerijeanbean
Get a bigger towel and put one of those plastic waterproof mattress covers on the mattress so it won’t go through to the mattress.

Answer by Timothy M
could always turn you upside down… so its more like a shower in stead of a squirt.. up and not out.. keep it more centralized