Toilet paper?

R@BBIT: Toilet paper?
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

“How long will this take?”, she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years”, he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”

“Worked for your ass, didn’t it?”

Answers and Views:

Answer by StarShine Girl
Love it .. cool…

Answer by qatskrtch
if this had been the first time i had heard this it would be funny.

Answer by zacefron_is_sex
Hahahahahaha

Answer by lee2steele
that doesn’t make sense

Answer by Rupert Picante
A guy was talking to his friend about Freudian slips.

“The female conductor came up and I asked about ‘Pickets to Tittsburgh.'”

The other fellow added,

“Same thing happened to me. The other morning I meant to say to my wife, “Pass the butter please.” Instead I said, “B*tch, you ruined my life.”

Answer by coco
lmfao, i thought that was funny, mean A** husband thou

Answer by keepin’ it real
freakin’ puetoricans lovin big booties.

Answer by mojoe_girl
that is funny R@bbit!

Answer by charlie w
lol.very lol……that man was cruel!!!!!!

Answer by Y
cruel, but FUNNY!

Answer by HONORARIUS
A classic…

10/10…

Answer by good day to be alive
heard that…. thank you

Answer by hell on wheels
Very old joke, but still a good one!