SweetieGoat: the following joke will make you grin?
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will this
take?” I ask.
“They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies..
I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat he says “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
Answers and Views:
Answer by General Proud
old classic. but very good nontheless.
old…but hilarious still. good one.Answer by 2sexy
OKAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Answer by JB
That is hilarious…
Very weird.
And extremely funny.
-J B
Answer by sprinting_turtleGrin! Grin! grin!
What a brave man!!! I never heard it and shall never repeat it in front of any woman.
Answer by DrietjiesweetAnswer by ravish2006
had heard it earlier.. but made a nice re-read too…
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