the fat lady joke?

chapped lips: the fat lady joke?
A really fat lady, with a HUGE butt and small breasts, was sitting at the bar enjoying her drink. It wasn’t long before another customer, a semi-drunk man, came in and sat next to her.
After ordering himself a drink, he looked around and noticed the pear shaped lady. He then bluntly stated to her, “Lady, you sure have a HUGE butt”. Upon hearing this, the lady smacked the guy so hard that he fell off of his barstool and left.

It didn’t take long for another customer to enter the bar, this time it was a really drunk sailor. He sat down next to the pear shaped lady, looked at her and said “Jesus, lady, you sure do have small breasts!”

The lady said “I know, and I wish that I could do something about it”.

The sailor had a suggestion. “You should try this. Take a wad of toilet paper and wipe it up down your breast bone for a few days … that should do the trick”.

The lady became curious. “Really?”, she said. “Do you think that will work?”

“I’m not sure,” the sailor responded, “but it sure did a number on your butt!”

Answers and Views:

Answer by Turkey
omg im not reading that it 2 long

Answer by yummycookie
ahahahah…nice

Answer by luis g
thats so funny hahahah

Answer by dc_baby
hahahaha nice one

Answer by Simple green is people!
uh, hah….thanks.

Answer by faded
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Answer by aaron_moses_2001
L O L !!! This was a very good one · Thank You
very much and lovely greetings from Berlin/Germany….

I am just starting to work… Your joke…. helps to change
my mood into a better one… Thanks.

Answer by torskie
I loved it…

Here is one…

A drunk staggers into a catholic church. The priest is taking confession. The drunk goes in th e booth and falls asleep.
he priest hears someone and clears his throat. No answer, he raps the partition, no answer. He pounds louder, and the drunk moans. So then he pounds loudly. The drunk stirs and says “You can quit pounding buddy, there’s no paper in this one either”

Answer by jennluvsrich
well done! love your jokes corina!!

Answer by ♪Ĵū§ŧ ╚ ēŤ İŢ ğŐ♪
lol its kinda old but a nice revival ♥

Answer by ettezzil
HAHAHA very funny. thanks for the effort in making us laugh

cheers 🙂

Answer by jfmm
LOL.