Spiritually wondering, besides St. Coitus interruptus, who is the patron saint of birth control?

Ask a Mexican ¡Hola Reportolas!: Spiritually wondering, besides St. Coitus interruptus, who is the patron saint of birth control?

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Answer by Off My Meds
For me it’s Saint Rosie O’Donnell. I picture her and not only do I go limp, but my outie becomes an innie.

Answer by Jabber wock
St. Uggly Halitosis!

Answer by Made from embryonic stem cells
Why are Irish birth control methods all in Latin.

Sigh, those lithe swarthy latins

Answer by John M
St. Abbey Stinance

Answer by /
Saint Tomy of Vasec..

Answer by Blood Cat
St. Holey Trojan

Answer by Pr1nce5s ♕
Not me. I don’t need to use any of that because I never engage in suspicious activities.

Answer by Andrew
St. Lamech (Adam’s great-grandson)

The Sefer haYashar

“Is not this written in the Book of Jasher?”–Joshua, x. 13.
“Behold it is written in the Book of Jasher.”–II Samuel, i. 18

Book of Jasher 2:17-25:

And Lamech, the son of Methusael, became related to Cainan by marriage, and he took his two daughters for his wives, and Adah conceived and bare a son to Lamech, and she called his name Jabal.

And she again conceived and bare a son, and called his name Jubal; and Zillah, her sister, was barren in those days and had no offspring.

For in those days the sons of men began to trespass against God, and to transgress the commandments which he had commanded to Adam, to be fruitful and multiply in the earth.

And some of the sons of men caused their wives to drink a draught that would render them barren, in order that they might retain their figures and whereby their beautiful appearance might not fade.

And when the sons of men caused some of their wives to drink, Zillah drank with them.

And the child-bearing women appeared abominable in the sight of their husbands as widows, whilst their husbands lived, for to the barren ones only they were attached.

And in the end of days and years, when Zillah became old, the Lord opened her womb.

And she conceived and bare a son and she called his name Tubal Cain, saying, After I had withered away have I obtained him from the Almighty God.

And she conceived again and bare a daughter, and she called her name Naamah, for she said, After I had withered away have I obtained pleasure and delight.

Answer by Jαydën’s ♥Aunt♥
St. Sanger, darling.

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Answer by **** ***, love a CANTHEIST
St. Louisville of Slugger ( a father’s favourite saint)

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