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ok – now i have ur attention i have a few questions. all random
1. What are some healthy foods to eat (but not salad stuff or many veggies) that are good for weight loss
2. Do ur parents still have sex? I found a condom rapper in my parents room and i feel kind of sick
3. Where a teenage girl would hide a key to her desk draw – She has only one draw locked and i dont think she would keep the key with her and i think its in her room – where is she hiding it??
4. Tell me a joke – something really funny

Whoever answers all of these well or gives me the best answers for some of them will get the 10 points

Answers and Views:

Answer by poetry and cigarettes
bastard tricked me

1. pasta sandwiches no fast foods period
2. yes all parents do just not as often as they get older there sex drive decreases
3.between her matresses
4. im not ur slave get someone else to tell you a joke lol

Answer by Linda
LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.. WELL YOU CAN EAT THINGS LIKE WHEAT BREAD AND BOILED EGGS

Answer by Courtney
1. Grilled chicken, fruits, light butter popcorn, sugar free jello, light yogurt, turkey deli meat, wheat breads and pastas.
2. My parents have sex, I live downstairs and I can sometimes hear them upstairs gettin their freak on. gross, I know, but I’m glad they are sexually active because that means they still love each other 🙂
3. If I were a teenage girl I would hide a key underneath my bed, or taped above a door frame…possibly in my langiere drawer.
4. Q: What do you call a woman with one leg??
A: Ilene

God Bless!

Answer by Summer Lotus
1. Whole grains for carbs is really important to keep your cravings at bay, at least 6 oz of protein that includes meats (this keeps your metabolism strong and from shutting down when trying to shed the fat and keeps the muscle) but also play with beans (legumes) and nuts, yogurt, skim milk, low sugar cereal, healthy oils like olive oil, and of course those veggies are important too. Start small and aim for two servings a day. Fruit to satisfy those sweet cravings works well.
2. Yes they still have sex. Its healthy!
3. In her underwear drawer??? Soooo many possibilities. Besides, snooping is bad…when you’re caught.
4.Dirty Joke?
What is the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day…

The other will make your hole weak.

Answer by ♫Ashley♫
Q #1
Eggs. High in protein. Low in fat.
Nuts. But in moderation. And avoid honey roasted. Almonds, walnuts, pecans.
Rice.
Whole wheat bread.
Milk. In moderation. And preferably low fat.
Organic lean beef.
Shrimp.
Cereal. Like special K
Dietary supplements will also help with weight loss.

Q#2.
My parents are no longer together. But when we lived with her boyfriend, my bedroom wall was right up against their bed. OMG. And they even woke me up in the middle of the night bc he was yelling at her bc she “masturbated” Eww.

Q#3
It could be anywhere. Under her matress. In a book if it’s a small key. behind something (books, dresser, mirror,) I saw this thing somewhere where people hide keys in fake outlets. Maybe in another drawer. I always kept my stuff on me. Somewhere in my purse. Or wallet.

Q#4
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?”
The mother replies “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.”
“You’re wasting your time,” said the boy.
“Why is that?” asked his Mom, puzzled.
“Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”

Answer by lickit4u
NO#4 two cannibals were eating a clown.One said to the other I don’t know about you but something taste funny.