Are safety goggles important during coitus?

Crash Fu™: How important are safety goggles during coitus?
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Answers and Views:

Answer by Smorb
How dare you?
Goggles completely RUIN the money shot!

Answer by Stalking Kate
Sally never wore her saftey goggles, and now Sally doesn’t need them.

Answer by Miss Φedora
………..I feel it is of much importance.

…………………..don’t ask me why – I don’t know! :p

Answer by Beardog
Safety is everyone’s job.

Answer by Championship
my respirator fogs them up

Answer by wet blanket AJ oʇɐɯoʇ
very important if you don’t want eye herpes

if the herpes are rockin, don’t bother knockin’

Answer by clint
miscalculated jizzshots account for 3 out of 4 visits to the optometrist. Don’t become a statistic,.. wear safety goggles.

Answer by C Man
Proper training and lots of practice are the key to vision preservation. Personally, by definition of the term you specified, they are totally unnecessary. For another activity (i.e., fella ti o), perhaps a good idea during the “training” phase lol

Answer by Preston Heath
I keep a pair hanging over the 2×4 I strap to my a$ $ .

Answer by gunslinger
Extremely, more and more people are being sent to the ER everyday due to body fluid injuries. Do not be a statistic; wear eye protection.*

Answer by j0e c00l
Very important, especially if you were sporting beer goggles prior to engaging in coitus.

j0e

Answer by Gyorzxk Returns
I wear a lacrosse helmet to insure safe sex.

Answer by livn4themin
Eye saving, just ask me, it could have saved my tunnel vision – I’ve been blind since birth.

Answer by Angus Beefhart
Glasses during sex? NERD!

Answer by ompelle
I’m really into steampunk and industrial balers… so, oodles.

Answer by Christina Ricci
With you, very. One must be prepared for you to blow at any moment…it could be in the beginning, middle or end of the act.

Answer by Conspiracy Carrot
Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: ‘Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You’re not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?