Cronus: Review these statements and see if you agree, are they politically correct on how to speak about a woman?
1 She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”
2. She is not a “SCREAMER” or a “MOANER” – She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.”
3. She is not “EASY” – She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”
4. She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” – She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”
5. She has not “BEEN AROUND” – She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”
6. She is not an “AIRHEAD” – She is “REALITY IMPAIRED.”
7. She does not get “DRUNK” or “TIPSY” – She gets “CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.”
8. She does not have “BREAST IMPLANTS” – She is “MEDICALLY ENHANCED.”
9. She does not “NAG” you – She becomes “V ERBALLY REPETITIVE.”
10. She is not a “TRAMP” – She is “SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.”
11. She does not have “MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS” – She is “PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR.”
12. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” – She is a “LOW COST PROVIDER.”
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
Answers and Views:
Answer by kellie_michelle_adams
you are retarded…LOL 😉
Okay. I have to give it to you…these are creative! I esp. like “vocally appreciative”. I’ll have to pass that one on to the hubby!Answer by chai!
how about u just not talk at all? ok?Answer by Psychology
LOL. I’ve seen those before, I think it’s pretty amusing.Answer by Ria
I would hope you don’t get very many dates if you use those as pickup lines. 😉Answer by Stephanie
effing hilarious! use them in public, i would love to see what kind of looks you get…and how many times you get slapped…Answer by Jayne D’oh
NOT PC!!!Answer by brenopa
I tried to be offended, but “CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED” got me. Dang!Answer by a L a Y N a
These are funny!Answer by getrd2go
A sense of humor is nice…now give us a list about men.Answer by andieleas
Uhh!You are soo not right.Answer by dmbangel1981
Way to go on copying and pasting your stupid email forwards. I think I got this one in 1999.Answer by brebre_S.
You’ve go mad problems………LOL!!!!!…..Koo Koo Koo KooAnswer by angel baby
honestly there is no way to explain a woman. Thou some of the statements went true. A “Dumb Blonde” is a dumb blonde the other way is just a nice way of saying go f*** ur slf.Answer by magzwoman21
HeeheeAnswer by indigo
How is this for your so called politically correct remarks: We Now Know What HEAD you think with !!! IdiotAnswer by lyneapartygirl63
Okay, even I gotta admit most of those were funny!! Even my mom laughedAnswer by a kinder, gentler me
1. Not good – try “Female American”
2. I like it!
3. I like it!
4. Stick with dumb blonde…
5. I like it!
6. Pretty good…
7. How about – “Alcohol intolerant”
8. Pretty good!
9. Perfect!
10.How about “Experienced”?
11.Maybe “Mammary -American”?
12.Funny!
My opinions, anyway!
Answer by 760 ” [email protected]crazzy*Answer by gemlover
Creative but silly.
In fact, the whole concept of political correctness is silly. If we’re not able to speak the observable truth, then we’re a society self-subjugated to lie. Shame on us!
Answer by browneyedmaidenOMG! Where have you been! These 2 questions (this and the one about men) give us all a new outlook on the way we look at things!! LOL! Much better than arguing, right?? 😉
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