How can I get rid of my wife whom I no longer love?

Blue B: How do I “get rid” of my wife whom I no longer love and do not want to live with?
I’m in love with someone else. She is younger, also divorced and has one child. My wife isn’t ready to call it quits and is coming between the two of us.

I need to “cut her lose’ without any negative repercussions. I know Drew Peterson did it twice and now he’s living the life.
This is what I want but I need a good plan.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Jezus, Son of Manly likes Secs.
Just tell her, ‘GTFO. I have some young poon tang movin in and you talk too much.’

Oh, and tell her that the blue dress DID make her look fat.

Answer by Morganie4
God hates divorce.

Do not sin against him and your wife in this way.

Answer by Alyssa
um, divorce is against the word of God. So I don’t know why you put this in the religious section. Marriage is more than about YOUR FEELINGS. It’s about COMMITMENT. Grow a spine.

Answer by Yaya
If Drew Peterson is your hero, you need a therapist, not a plan.

Peace.

Answer by Bozo Lives!
Bozo suggests you off yourself so those two ladies can build happier lives without you gumming up the works.

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeep Laughin’!

Answer by LUNATICFRIEND
Troll alert.

Answer by MEDO
You are in the wrong section, this is about religion and spirituality, However, you can get rid of your wife by ignoring her, but she’ll pain, so the best way is to leave, goodbye.

Answer by Mr. Wednesday
File for divorce i guess. Your wife will probably get a ton of your stuff though because I bet she’ll go after everything she can. Good luck man.

Edit- @ Alyssa- So if I’m reading what you say right, even if someone is horribly unhappy in a marriage they should not get a divorce. Wow that makes so much sense. Lets be miserable for the rest of our lives, rather than try and be happy in another relationship. God is just so awesome. *rolls eyes*

Answer by drasago
Well there is that way…and a time tested method that has been successful for thousands of men throughout the centuries…I mean Henry8 made a pretty good go of it…
But really…
It’ll be a lot more fun to get caught cheating with the younger chick.

Answer by god save israel!
file for divorce and have her served the papers officially. if u own the house, shell have to leave. try not to be too dramatic, just tell her its done. good luck!

Answer by Sacra Veritas
Well, obviously you have no issue with your infidelity. Just give her all the money she wants and go through with the divorce. But what makes you so certain that this younger person won’t get tired of you in 10 years and leave you?

Answer by Anna!
Just file for divorce, then she will sue you for all the marital assets because you’re scummy and committed infidelity, then you can move in with your whore mistress and live the good life.

Answer by Tony Stark
Matthew 5:32: However, I say to YOU that everyone divorcing his wife, except on account of fornication, makes her a subject for adultery, and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Answer by Who are you?
If you think I’m going to help you “get rid of your wife” you are quite mistaken. That is not what this forum is for. Try Polls and Surveys.

Answer by Cameron C
uhmm.. common sense maybe…. duh divorce

Answer by skepsis
I suggest you buy up all the newspapers and radio and TV stations in your city (or state just to be sure). That should keep the rumors under control. You’d better do it quick before Obama changes the FCC rules.

Answer by Innocent Victim
Drop her off in bear country with a jar of honey.