Joke: Honey, are my ummm too small?

Y!A Hampster.♥: Joke: Honey, are my ummm too small?
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

“How long will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?”

“Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..

Answers and Views:

Answer by Riki
Haha.

Answer by Believers Never Die
HAH
what a jacka$ $

Answer by ipodtouch555awesome
lol haha

😀

Answer by Penney T
that was the craziest and funniest joke i’ve heard 🙂 LOL

Answer by xotjholligirl
HAHAHA what a douschebag. But seriously, that’s a good one. I’m gonna tell all my friends. 😀

Answer by trishwalker33
hahahaha

Answer by Creepy Man2
I woulda said, yea and it did wonders for u too!

Answer by katwoman
Love that one! Copied it to email my inlaws.