Would Jesus practice coitus interruptus upon his return or will he wear jimmies?

My science is tight.: Would Jesus practice coitus interruptus upon his return or will he wear jimmies?
He won’t have time to raise a kid if he’s going to fight some anti-christ figure because then that gives the antichrist someone he can kill to get to Jesus.
I’m not saying I believe he’ll return…assuming ass bitch.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Socratease
Since he’s gay, that probably won’t be a problem.

Answer by stainless steven
Suggest you ask him since you seem convinced of “his return”.