How Women get to heaven! lol!?

TNL: How Women get to heaven! lol!?
A small boy walks into his mother’s room and catches her topless.
“Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to her breasts.

“Well, son,” she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven.”

Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes
into the kitchen. “Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!”

“What do you mean?” says his mother.

“Well she’s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her
balloons are out, Dad’s blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,
“God, I’m coming! God, I’m coming!”

Answers and Views:

Answer by Mouseling
LMAO that is to good..

Answer by cats
Silly but funny! 10/10!

Answer by LiRen
OKAY, that was really cute !
thanx for sharing !

Answer by wiggles
Lucky Aunt Eliza.
Poor Dad.

Answer by *Dat_Libra_Cutie*
I TOLD THAT JOKE BEFORE BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY still funny 10/10

Answer by seb
sick but funny

Answer by Gandalf
lol

Answer by bocababy11
lol!!!! 😀

Answer by wondering
..that was soo funnie..i laughed right out loud…

Answer by rawson_wayne
Awesome

Answer by natalie*
ew. it’s kind of funny though, lol.

Answer by skynet
damn good…… but one thing, stop teaching kids THESE dirty adult stuff alright???

Answer by xluvexyoohhx
poor mom. lol i love this joke.

Answer by Doll 101
Great joke!!

Answer by Konrad
lol