How to speak about a woman and be politically correct?

Bfloyd15: How to speak about a woman and be politically correct?
1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK.” She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”

2. She is not a “SCREAMER” or a “MOANER.” She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.”

3. She is not “EASY.” She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”

4. She is not a “DUMB BLONDE.” She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”

5. She has not “BEEN AROUND.” She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”

6. She is not an “AIRHEAD.” She is “REALITY IMPAIRED.”

7. She does not get “DRUNK” or “TIPSY.” She gets “CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.”

8. She does not have “BREAST IMPLANTS.” She is “MEDICALLY ENHANCED.”

9. She does not “NAG” you. She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”

10. She is not a “TRAMP.” She is “SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.”

11. She does not have “MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS.” She is “PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.”

12. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER.” She is a “LOW COST PROVIDER.”

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Answers and Views:

Answer by Lacey Gerrow
hahaha i luv it!!! have a star!

Answer by Hunni Bunni xx
LoL!*

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Answer by tll
LMAO…..☺

Answer by dcbossygirl
lol! I liked them..

Answer by LizzWeasley
That was good. And here is a star too!

Answer by Rob J
lol

Answer by Tyrone S.
great, when I first saw the question I thought you wanted us to supply the titles. I’m glad you did it for us. Now I know what to call women without getting slapped.

Answer by ~brandy~
I would love to actually hear someone use those!

Answer by ♥Lily C♥
Hahaha.