How can Santa be a liberal when He rewards only good behavior?

Bob: How can Santa be a liberal when He rewards only good behavior?
If Santa were a liberal, he would reward good and bad behavior.

Answers and Views:

Answer by The Captain
So all I have to do is be good and kind and a conservative will give me a present for Christmas?

Are you on crack?

Answer by Primo
Liberals just like to deny facts as usual.

Answer by jimmy
liberals hate facts. no shocker

Answer by tagsmommy32
Liberals believe the way they are acting IS good behavior..

Answer by Turtle
I guess if you’re old enough to be on here you’re old enough to know that Santa isn’t real. Just like liberal thinking.

Answer by Yak Rider
I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle-aged mate, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men strictly accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well-being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God’s heavenly country club.

Santa Claus is another matter. He’s cute. He’s nonthreatening. He’s always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without thought of a quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he’s famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.

Answer by Newborn Unicorn
I’ve was bad at times when I was younger, and never received a lump of coal. Always gifts.

Santa doesn’t give coal. Announcing that he will in special circumstances is his way of helping the parents out, to curb the bad behavior of the kids.

Santa doesn’t believe in revenge, or holding grudges against children during Christmastime. This is the reason he is not a conservative. I also suspect he loves the children of the world enough to allow a loving family to adopt them after they were saved from the abortion doctors…every child deserves parents, even if the parents are two women or two men.

Answer by Mike M NUMBER 5
if he was a liberal he would punish good behavior

Answer by Mark
Wait a second, liberals deny facts, but the conservative who asked this question believes in Santa.

Either someone is lying, or my head hurts.