How can I torture my brother without getting in trouble from my parents?

: How can I torture my brother without getting in trouble from my parents?
My brother is a total assh*le to me and my parents do nothing about it. I try to defend myself, and its like I just torched his room or something! Is there anything I can do to get back?

Answers and Views:

Answer by – FIRE –
Nothing.
NOTHING
N.O.T.H.I.N.G
N – O – T – H – I – N G
N O T H I N G

Answer by notyou311
Yes, totally ignore him. It will drive him nuts. Works every time.

Answer by Tycho Spicer
Don’t try to get him back it makes it a million times worse trust me, I’ve got a little brother and 3 older ones

Answer by Grandpa
My baby brother is a real pest. He has an odd idea of what is funny, His jokes can be quite rude.

Does this sound familiar? My brother could probably say a number of unflattering things about me as well.

In spite of everything, I love my brother. You see he is 67 and I am 73. We are the oldest living members of our family. Some things will never change.

Go give your brother a hug and tell him you love him. Watch his face turn red with embarrassment. Paybacks can be fun.

Answer by Bring Ashley The Horizon
Depends how far are you willing to go to get back at him? Small thing to do is blackmail him with something that would get him in serious trouble. Big thing would be to spread a rumor at school about him, which will be twisted and made worse than it is, and he will be embarrassed

Answer by Pradeep
u should take some action against him. becoz when u ignored him, he will create a big troble for u. then its better to control him.