Help! Im addicted to masterbating. How can I stop?

Darren: Help! Im addicted to masterbating. How can I stop?
I get a thrill masterbating in places I shouldn’t. Not actually infront of anyone but somewhere where I could get caught. I get a real buzz out of it. I do it in quite areas of shops, on the bus, swimming pools anywhere really. I also begin masterbating in a room sometimes then call someones name. I get a thrill out of furiously trying to finish myself off before they enter the room and catch me in the act. I usually manage it but one one occasion I called my sisters name and she came into the room while I was ejaculating (very embarrassing). I also almost got arrested for masterbating in a shoe shop, they threw me out but I had left a real mess all over a pair of very expensive women’s shoes. I usually do most the cooking in my house and I usually take the opportunity to “bang one out” when my family are through in the sitting room. However I have began masterbating into the food I make and get a kick out of watching them eat it. I gave some home baking to the church festival, I had masterbated into the cake mix I had used several times. I had a wry smile on my face as I watched all the old grannies greedily munching on my “special recipe”. I know this is wrong, any advice how I can stop?

Answers and Views:

Answer by azgoddess
Yea it’s wrong – stop

Answer by Katherine
I’m not trying to be mean, but you need therapy. Seriously.

Answer by Mongorians
Obvious troll is obvious

Answer by Awisssssssssa
just dont sperm into stuff people eat?

Answer by Brynden
Your disgusting. You need to see a doctor this because when you ejaculate into a cake mixure or dinner for your family, you have a problem. SEE A DOCTOR!

Answer by the violator
well, it sounds like you are on the road to trouble. keep up this ‘nut-job’ act and they will lock your @$ $ up in the loony bin. you will be in a straight jacket and THEN you won’t be able to chuck your chicken no mo.

Answer by Andrew R
If you want to stop masturbating in areas you shouldn’t, then have sex in areas you shouldn’t!

And by the way, what you said you did really cracked me up! =)) I would kill you for that! =)) And I thought I was mean for spiking my family’s food with large helpings of hot sauce. Jeez, that’s so funny and disgusting! You should do that to your gf, give her a bit of your ‘special recipe’ =))

Now, seriously, get some therapy. Although you may be accused of murder for making your psychologist laugh to death =)) And of indecent secretion, if this information leaks =))

Answer by Juice
i hope i wont sound harsh but you need to get some harsh words to wake up .. am sorry

First .. You are Sick .. keep that n ur mind .. everything u do people would consider it Gross .. why would u consider it fun .. the answer is .. your sick

the answer is hell stop doin that … get a laid man masturbating in shoe or calling names .. are u that miserable .. get real
your a MAN .. act like a MAN .. what the hell wrong with you .. would u like to get old and see your son doing that and calling your name or your wife name or ur daughter name while masturbating ??

ok enough harsh words .. am gona give u solution
when ever u feel wanna masturbate SO bad .. do 20 push up .. wanna masturbate more than ever do 40 till u fall on ground an cant even move .. still want to masturbate .. do another push up

u would say ah its sweaty.. ah its boring .. ah i dont have times
so u have time to masturbate and u dont have time for even 20 push up .. stop acting like a b**ch

u dont want to do it .. u want to keep masturbating .. go ahead .. no one can stop u if u cant stop ur self .. keep watching ur self collapsing .. u will regret it more than ever one day, i promise