Golf………………..?

Tom K: Golf………………..?
Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren’t…

10. Nuts…my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn’t:

1. Hold up…I need to wash my balls first.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Tiff
i dont like golf…but if i heard that all day id laugh my butt off

Answer by Fish drink water (Y)
Omg that is so funny and jokes XD
HAVE A STAR MY GOOD FRIEND =)

Answer by slatterboy
thanx 4 all the jokes keep em comin lol

Answer by babycakez
hahahhaahaha
those are really funny
haha yea i liked the first one too lol

Answer by david h
i work in a golf complex and we have sigh that reads grass sprayed with chemicals don’t lick your balls and wash your hands after playing with your balls

Answer by Alex M
loooooooooooooooool
never played golf in my life