How can I stop girls for losing their panties when they see me?

►MMMM BEER◄ (S.T.D.): How can I stop girls for losing their panties when they see me?
For some reason when ever a girl sees me her panties hit the floor and we end up doing that thing. Well I need this to stop now since I am married with 2 kids and already have 8 other kids with random women and I don’t want anymore kids.

Why can’t women control themselves around me.

Answers and Views:

Answer by Lacey.DeL. Bob is a bunny.
Duct tape.

Sorry. I’ll try to handle myself next time.

And where the hell is the child-support?

haha. jk.

Answer by CoBo
Okay…you’re the guy who took his girl to McDonalds…LOL.

Well…being irresistable can be a problem…but…I am sure you can manage it. Stop taking women to McDonalds and giving them that “good treatment.” They’ll back off eventually.

Answer by Slutty Pineapple(back-up)
since the day you bought me those chicken mcnuggets.. i’ve been infatuated

Answer by Eyes Of A Stranger
you need to stop going to family reunions

Answer by bradley l/ King Arthur
well stop showing ur burrito to them,if ur going to whip it out,what do u expect,ur going to get attacked..

Answer by Hilary Heyyyy
I guess just stop going out in public :/
I mean there’s obviously no other way to prevent this :[[
My panties are personally on the floor right now just by seeing your picture…

Answer by ClevisD
Wear a bag over your head?

Answer by ►pisces◄ very honest & open!!!
Go get your self fixed that way u cant have no more babies! Then u can sleep with whomever u want to. Just dont tell your wife! Then u can have all the girls without there underwear on. Heck have a big orgy! Sounds fun! Can i join?

Answer by ultimate MILF
once you get in my panties, you’ll never want to wear anyone else’s panties again!

Answer by BooTs
a hot glue gun and stapler?

if that doesnt work…..

there is always welding.

Answer by Bored Lady Sassafrass
Hmm…this is a serious problem. I have a problem similar to this. I think some undies that like wrap up around their neck might help.

Answer by Lucky
Thank you…I shall now go poke my eyes out with a icepick….just in case we should ever run into each other…cause I sure in the hell don’t want any more kids…