How to become a pony and live in equestria?

taurenfemale: How do I become a pony and live in equestria?
I don’t like being a human anymore and earth is sucky as hell.

I’ve made up my mind and I want to become a pretty pony and live in equestria with all the other pony’s in ponyville or canterlot. Please someone help me achieve this goal or I will never be happy.

I wanna meet up with become friends with Rarity and design clothes, play with pinky pie, and eat apples with applejack…

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