dOG!?!?!?!?

Champion: dOG!?!?!?!?
THERES A RATWILER IN MY HOUSE….HE ATE MY SOFA, I RAN AWAY AND HE RIPPED MY SHIRT AND ATE MY SHOES. HE WAS CHASIN AFTER ME AND THE FRICKIN THING GOT STUCK IN MY PIANO??!? WHAT DO I DO NOW…..THE THING IS BARKIN AT ME, I THINK HE WANTS TO KILL ME. MY PIANO IS PLAYING CUZ HES MOVING IN THERE…MY GRANDMA IS SCREAMIN….OMG

Answers and Views:

Answer by jean l
Call the police now.Animal control will handle this for you.

Answer by trunka t
call the pound

Answer by Jess
Lay off the drugs dude.

Answer by Mark V
no theres not liar. you would call da police

Answer by stary
call animal control,pound,or police and fast

Answer by chinese kim possible
CAll animal control

Answer by Jodi Mae
shoot him!!!

Answer by jumptumblestunt
Somebody has problems…but just to let you know you have left me thoroughly entertained.

Answer by kiya12bc
Tell Grandma to quit sceaming, get the “ratwiler” and put it outside.

Answer by lucile b
ummm if this is really happening y r u wasting ur time on the computer and y is ther a rotty in ur house and why dont u just call the police!

Answer by iloveeeyore
lol…great….well, I’ve never heard of a “Rat” wiler….I’d just call the cops.

Answer by insideout72
Wow. What a crazy life. I mean, yesterday you were throwing up “every minute for the last 6 minutes”, your son drank a can of Lysol, and now there’s a dog stuck in your piano barking! Crazy.

Answer by Chalice
Throw Grandma in the piano too, she’ll shut up pretty quick then.

Chalice