Does anyone know a Christmas song that has “two turtlenecks and a beer in a tree”?

M: Does anyone know a Christmas song that has “two turtlenecks and a beer in a tree”?
When I was a kid (in the 1980’s) my teacher played a Christmas song that had the words “two turtlenecks and a beer in a tree” to the tune of “Twelve Days of Christmas” I’ve been trying to remember the name of the song and the artist but I can’t! Does anyone know what I’m talking about? Thanks!

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Answer by Russell Smith
Bob and Doug Mackenzie’s Christmas song.